Greetings from 18th-century Rapa Nui, also known as Easter Island! All these moai here — the big stone statues — are really cool... although --the one that looks like Fred is truly frightening.getting one dropped on your toe would be bad.you always have the feeling you're being watched. "Rapa Nui" means "navel of the world." If this island were MY navel, --there'd be a lot more lint around here.my stomach would be HUGE!all those stone statues would be REALLY heavy. It's called Easter Island because Europeans first set foot here on an Easter Sunday. And I thought it was because --all the moai were made of pure milk chocolate.bunnies run around everywhere hiding eggs.all the grass on the island is really made of plastic. Sam told me they had battling clans here, but I thought he said "battling CLAMS." If I'd heard him correctly, I wouldn't have brought my --copy of "How to Successfully Battle Clams in 5 Easy Lessons."battery-powered, supercharged, industrial-strength clam rake.giant bag of crackers for the chowder I was going to make. Oh, good news! I won the Birdman competition! I did it by --telling haunted egg stories to my opponents, scaring them.acting like a tern, which allowed me to lay my own egg.distracting the others, then tying their shoelaces together. See you later!