A Time Warper left this Message at 11:44 A.M. on 5/16/17
Oh, man, am I beat! I've been on the run from Frankenstein's Monster ever since I suggested that Dracula is a more popular monster than he is. I would have escaped him earlier but I was set upon by squirrels, and he caught up. So, unfortunately, here I am, stuck in a hole in the ground, making gopher noises, waiting for the Monster to run by, leaving me free to find The Book and skedaddle. By the way, remind me to thank Mary Shelley for her creation. I haven't had this much fun since I had two teeth pulled. (That was sarcastic, in case you couldn't tell...) See ya!