A., age 10 of Nigeria left this Message at 7:28 A.M. on 8/31/20
Oh, man, am I beat! I've been on the run from Frankenstein's Monster ever since I suggested he change his name to Frank N. Stein. I would have escaped him earlier but I got a toe cramp, and he caught up. So, unfortunately, here I am, stuck in a hole in the ground, making gopher noises, waiting for the Monster to run by, leaving me free to freak out at my own pace. By the way, remind me to thank Mary Shelley for her creation. I haven't had this much fun since I got hit in the face with a baseball. (That was sarcastic, in case you couldn't tell...) See ya!