E., age 6 of AL left this Message at 8:43 P.M. on 4/15/18
Oh, man, am I beat! I've been on the run from Frankenstein's Monster ever since I suggested that brushing his teeth could be a good thing. I would have escaped him earlier but I stopped for fries, and he caught up. So, unfortunately, here I am, stuck in a hole in the ground, making gopher noises, waiting for the Monster to run by, leaving me free to find The Book and skedaddle. By the way, remind me to thank Mary Shelley for her creation. I haven't had this much fun since I drank six-month-old milk by mistake. (That was sarcastic, in case you couldn't tell...) See ya!