E., age 9 of Nigeria left this Message at 5:19 P.M. on 6/8/19
Oh, man, am I beat! I've been on the run from Frankenstein's Monster ever since I suggested that Dracula is a more popular monster than he is. I would have escaped him earlier but I was set upon by squirrels, and he caught up. So, unfortunately, here I am, stuck in a tree, making pipe-billed grebe noises, waiting for the Monster to run by, leaving me free to find The Book and skedaddle. By the way, remind me to thank Mary Shelley for her creation. I haven't had this much fun since I got hit in the face with a baseball. (That was sarcastic, in case you couldn't tell...) See ya!