Oh, man, am I beat! I've been on the run from Frankenstein's Monster ever since I suggested --that brushing his teeth could be a good thing.he change his name to Frank N. Stein.that Dracula is a more popular monster than he is. I would have escaped him earlier but I --got a toe cramp,stopped for fries,was set upon by squirrels, and he caught up. So, unfortunately, here I am, stuck in a --hole in the ground, making gophertree, making pipe-billed grebehenhouse, making rooster noises, waiting for the Monster to run by, leaving me free to --freak out at my own pace.stay right where I am forever.find The Book and skedaddle. By the way, remind me to thank Mary Shelley for her creation. I haven't had this much fun since I --had two teeth pulled.drank six-month-old milk by mistake.got hit in the face with a baseball. (That was sarcastic, in case you couldn't tell...) See ya!