"Shh!" said Sam. "So it means Blackbeard is probably nearby."
"He developed a cologne called 'Recently Fired Cannon,' but he couldn't find a distributor, so only he wears it."
"He has insomnia, and can only sleep in a cannon, so he always smells like that."
"He puts burning cords in his hair and beard. The cords are soaked in gunpowder."