Sam glared at Fred. "Bunny slippers? That's SO wrong. I think the salty air may be getting to you. I believe you meant to say. 'We'll find him in his hammock,' since captains are the only pirates lucky enough to have hammocks — sometimes even real bunks."
"Whatever you say, Captain Humorless..." continued Fred. "Regardless, we have to go in."
The worst thing was, Fred was right. We had only one option, and there was no use postponing it.