"Anything's better than sitting here in this damp rowboat," said Fred, squirming uncomfortably. "Is there something called Pirate's Wedgie? If so, I think I've got it."

"Uh... too much info there, Fred," I said. "So, it's decided. Blackbeard's cabin is at the rear of the ship, so we'll head down the hatch near the rear mast. You know, the...

foremast.

mainmast.

mizzenmast.