You ever say something you wish you hadn't? Well, letting Sam and Fred know that I knew that a crown goes all the way around, while a tiara is decorated only in the front, was one of those things.

"Would Madam Joe like to try it on? It's absolutely you!" said Fred.

"Knock it off," I said. "My sister was really into princesses for a while, is all."

Sam held the tiara on his head. "Blimey, Sir Fred," he said in a terrible English accent, "this bauble is perfect for Madam Joe."