Nice going! I'm talking about Blackbeard, the dreaded pirate from the early 1700s.

Long story short, we opened The Book, green mist swirled all around us, and we warped back in time.

And that's how Fred, Sam and I — three kids from Brooklyn — found themselves on the docks of the South Carolina seacoast in the early 1700s. Man, someone made a CRAZY wish on my candles...