Greetings! Fred Here. Look, even SAM thought leaving my sneakers in ancient Egypt with Pharaoh Thutmose III would be fine.

But then we went back to OUR time, and noticed that Brooklyn, New York, was full of pyramids. The Hudson river was full of multi-oared Egyptian vessels. And the falafel shops were full of... well, falafel, as usual. My point, though, is that things were really weird.

We HAD to go back to get those sneakers.