Okay, we're here at the mortuary. Let's talk to the embalmer...

"Hey, embalmer dude! You look a little pale. The pharaoh says you could use a vacation! So we'll take over now. We're the replacement embalmers. Can we... uh... have "The Organ-izer?"

To convince you we're not lying, we'll just tell you this very important fact about the pyramids..."