So now I'm busy being chased by, oh, every ancient Egyptian known to man. And all because I stole the pharaoh's sneakers... which, might I remind you, are actually MY sneakers.

Anyway, I'm on my way to save Joe and Sam. Although I have The Book and could leave any time, they're about to have their brains pulled out through their noses, get embalmed, and then become mummies. As they say here in ancient Egypt, "Ouch."

Come on. I need all the help I can get! To save Joe and Sam, we have to impersonate royal embalmers. So our first stop is the royal library, to find a papyrus about how hieroglyphs work.