Time:

Born in England around 1680 — Died 1718.

Place:

West Indies and Atlantic coast of the United States.

Also known as:

Edward Teach, Edward Thatch, Edward Drummond.

Lets face it; Blackbeard is a way cooler name for a pirate. Picture this: a massive ship pulls alongside yours. A hoard of scary, hairy pirates prepare to come aboard. A lone voice rings out against the sound of rifles and canon. "Avast, me hearties! Chill yer blood an shiver yer bones: ere comes the dreaded Mister Edward Drummond..." See? The Blackbeard name was really the way to go.

Claim to fame:

Possibly the scariest pirate of all time. He even put lit rope in his hair to make people think he was a demon with blazing hair.

Typical headline if on 10 o'clock news:

Blackbeard Battles British Boats.

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Likely to say:

"If any Man shall steal any Thing in the Company, or game, to the Value of a Piece of Eight, he shall be marroond or shot."

Unlikely to say:

"Aaaarrrr!" Unless one of those flaming ropes in his hair burnt his ears.

Who would play Blackbeard in a movie?

Lets go with Johnny Depp.

Failing that, Ewan McGregor.

Gift to Democracy:

Pirates ran their lives according to complex rules of conduct, and each pirate on a ship had a vote in electing a captain and making decisions. Because of this, it's said that pirates had democracy long before the Colonies developed it.

Favorite ice cream:

Rum and Raisin. Rum was often carried on ships because water went bad on long trips. Rum was even added to water to take the taste away: this was called grog.