A Time Warper left this Message at 3:06 P.M. on 2/26/19
It's a stampede! Don't move an inch! I think we're going to have think fast. Their horns look very pointy, and I wish we knew someone with a time-freezing ray. Those Longhorns sure spook easily. Maybe they heard a crack of thunder, but anyway I think this is not the best time to be wearing heels. Hey, wait! They're slowing down. Maybe they have calves with them. Phew. Remind me to pass up that burger next time, fried chicken doesn't stampede.