G., age 12 of U.S.A. left this Message at 7:47 P.M. on 3/23/18
I'm stuck on Blackbeard's pirate ship catching rats for the stew and wishing I had a map to find his buried treasure. The food aboard this ship all smells like fish, except for the fish, which smell like feet and the only thing to drink is something that looks like it fell out a goat. The thing I like best about the pirate lifestyle is wearing big leather boots and puffy shirts. But I think these pirates would be better if they said "Please" every now and again. I've got to go now. I think they're looking for shark food and I don't want it to be me.