A Time Warper left this Message at 6:11 P.M. on 12/6/17
This isn't the hiking trip I signed up for. I think I've landed in Lewis and Clark's Corps of Discovery. There seems to be no flushing toilet for miles and they've given me a knife to clean the horses' hooves. My big goal is to not get trampled by a buffalo and maybe have a bug or a slug named after me. The greatest thing about this trip seems to be finding animals known only to Indians, and I sure hope Congress is impressed.