A Time Warper left this Message at 3:54 P.M. on 5/24/20
Whoa! I just returned from Ancient Greece! And speaking of "ancient grease," I used some to fix the rusted wheel on my chariot. Amazingly, I DID win the pentathlon, which is made up of five sports: hooting, grunting, yelping, hollering, and barbaric yawping. I also met the great thinker Plato, who told me that collectible figurines are the "root and stem of every evil." (Between you and me, I think he may have been having an off day.) But I'd better go now: I have to train for the next Olympics by changing my name to "The Dominator." See ya!