A Time Warper left this Message at 5:02 P.M. on 3/20/10
Whoa! I just returned from Ancient Greece! And speaking of "ancient grease," my hair could really use a good scrubbing. Amazingly, I DID win the pentathlon, which is made up of five sports: running, catching, falling, fumbling, and cussing. I also met the great thinker Plato, who told me that Necessity is the mother of Daphne, the girl next door. (Between you and me, I think he may have been having an off day.) But I'd better go now: I have to train for the next Olympics by changing my name to "The Dominator." See ya!