A Time Warper left this Message at 9:54 A.M. on 4/13/16
Whoa! I just returned from Ancient Greece! And speaking of "ancient grease," I shouldn't have eaten that Olympic stadium sausage. Amazingly, I DID win the pentathlon, which is made up of five sports: hooting, grunting, yelping, hollering, and barbaric yawping. I also met the great thinker Plato, who told me that dogs are just like little people in furry suits. (Between you and me, I think he may have been having an off day.) But I'd better go now: I have to train for the next Olympics by convincing all the other athletes to drop out. See ya!