B., age 13 of Nigeria left this Message at 1:00 A.M. on 9/4/20
Wheeeee! I've just returned from a flying lesson with Amelia Earhart! Unfortunately, we got caught in a terrible windstorm and I nearly lost my mind (along with my hat). Thankfully, we landed on a giant peanut that became peanut butter upon impact. When we exited the plane we found ourselves in the middle of a battle between ants and roaches fighting for peanut butter, but we avoided all the mess by cleaning up the peanutty spill with a high-pressure water hose. Afterward we went to a movie palace to catch a screening of "The Aviator." The movie tickets cost us a dime (a lot back then!) and we had just enough cash left over to treat a few homeless families from Kansas to dinner! For dessert we ordered Roosevelt Raspberry tarts. Yum! Who knew time travel could be so charitable (and tasty)?