A Time Warper left this Message at 4:11 P.M. on 8/25/10
Greetings from 18th-century Rapa Nui, also known as Easter Island! All these moai here — the big stone statues — are really cool... although getting one dropped on your toe would be bad. "Rapa Nui" means "navel of the world." If this island were MY navel, all those stone statues would be REALLY heavy. It's called Easter Island because Europeans first set foot here on an Easter Sunday. And I thought it was because bunnies run around everywhere hiding eggs. Sam told me they had battling clans here, but I thought he said "battling CLAMS." If I'd heard him correctly, I wouldn't have brought my giant bag of crackers for the chowder I was going to make. Oh, good news! I won the Birdman competition! I did it by distracting the others, then tying their shoelaces together. See you later!