A Time Warper left this Message at 4:40 P.M. on 6/8/18
Zdravstvuite! I'm just back from 17th-century Russia! While there I met Peter the Great. He was so tall he had to buy clothes at the Big 'n' Tall Tsar's shop. The food was great there. I had a blini, which is like a pancake. Delicious! Now I want to open up a chain of stores called Teeni Weeni Blini I know it will be very popular! Peter the Great brought many new scientific items to Russia. But he neglected to bring the best one, the combination scissors and inflatable bed. (At least, that's MY favorite.) I will admit, there was a LITTLE bit of trouble when I grew an extra-long beard and named it Boris, but everything's smoothed out now. (So no need to call any ambassadors or anything!) Bye!