G. left this Message at 1:58 P.M. on 9/28/17
Och! I've just returned from 1338 Scotland! Unfortunately, I was caught up in a siege and trapped in a castle, which means I didn't have the chance to send you a postcard. The English attacked us with everything! They even used three-week-old dirty socks flung from a catapult, which I thought was most unfair. Of course, we defended ourselves by making loud cricket noises so they'd think we'd all left. We eventually gained the upper hand by yelling Scottish insults at them. Let's face it, calling someone a muttonhead is bound to break their spirit. Long story short, we won! They stopped attacking! Of course, then I had to stay longer to help sweep up all the broken castle bits and glue them back on. (*sigh*) A time traveler's work is never done. Catch ya later!