A Time Warper left this Message at 10:13 P.M. on 11/26/17
Och! I've just returned from 1338 Scotland! Unfortunately, I was caught up in a siege and trapped in a castle, which means I now really appreciate the concept of "the moat." The English attacked us with everything! They even used three-week-old dirty socks flung from a catapult, which I thought was most unfair. Of course, we defended ourselves by telling them they had the wrong castle, and could they stop. We eventually gained the upper hand by yelling Scottish insults at them. Let's face it, calling someone a dandiprat is bound to break their spirit. Long story short, we won! They stopped attacking! Of course, then I had to stay longer to help sweep up all the broken castle bits and glue them back on. (*sigh*) A time traveler's work is never done. Catch ya later!