K. of AK left this Message at 7:08 P.M. on 7/31/10
Bon jour! I was just in France in 1815. Oddly enough, people there sure put a lot of mayo on their fries. I hung out with Napoleon! It was cool! Although, to be honest, his incessant asking of "Who da man?" got tired real fast. Napoleon wasn't really THAT short — just short for a general — but I still made sure not to knock him over with my long, thin bread loaf. You could definitely tell that Napoleon was Emperor, though, because he ate all the big snails at dinner just because he could. While in France, I also went ballooning with Madame Bouchard! When we were way up in the air, I realized that I should have worn warmer underpants. Plus, I learned some French while I was there. For instance, "Je m'appelle Napoleon" means Napoleon's head is very apple-like. (At least I THINK it does...) Au revoir!