A Time Warper left this Message at 8:10 A.M. on 7/19/17
Bon jour! I was just in France in 1815. Oddly enough, people there sure aren't really aware of text messaging. I hung out with Napoleon! It was cool! Although, to be honest, his questionable table manners got tired real fast. Napoleon wasn't really THAT short — just short for a general — but I still made sure not to knock him over with my long, thin bread loaf. You could definitely tell that Napoleon was Emperor, though, because he made everyone do moose calls just because he could. While in France, I also went ballooning with Madame Bouchard! When we were way up in the air, I realized that I should have worn warmer underpants. Plus, I learned some French while I was there. For instance, "Je m'appelle Napoleon" means I've come to throw apples at Napoleon. (At least I THINK it does...) Au revoir!