A Time Warper left this Message at 3:08 P.M. on 2/26/19
Bon jour! I was just in France in 1815. Oddly enough, people there sure speak a lot of French. I hung out with Napoleon! It was cool! Although, to be honest, his incessant asking of "Who da man?" got tired real fast. Napoleon wasn't really THAT short — just short for a general — but I still made sure not to refer to him as "Shorty." You could definitely tell that Napoleon was Emperor, though, because he used a guillotine to slice his deli meats just because he could. While in France, I also went ballooning with Madame Bouchard! When we were way up in the air, I realized that French people look like ants from far away. Plus, I learned some French while I was there. For instance, "Je m'appelle Napoleon" means Napoleon loves to eat apples. (At least I THINK it does...) Au revoir!