S. of KY left this Message at 9:52 A.M. on 6/4/18
Bon jour! I was just in France in 1815. Oddly enough, people there sure put a lot of mayo on their fries. I hung out with Napoleon! It was cool! Although, to be honest, his incessant asking of "Who da man?" got tired real fast. Napoleon wasn't really THAT short — just short for a general — but I still made sure not to seat him at the "kids table" during the holidays. You could definitely tell that Napoleon was Emperor, though, because he used a guillotine to slice his deli meats just because he could. While in France, I also went ballooning with Madame Bouchard! When we were way up in the air, I realized that I should have gone to the bathroom before we left. Plus, I learned some French while I was there. For instance, "Je m'appelle Napoleon" means I've come to throw apples at Napoleon. (At least I THINK it does...) Au revoir!