A Time Warper left this Message at 6:55 P.M. on 10/17/17
Bon jour! I was just in France in 1815. Oddly enough, people there sure speak a lot of French. I hung out with Napoleon! It was cool! Although, to be honest, his questionable table manners got tired real fast. Napoleon wasn't really THAT short — just short for a general — but I still made sure not to refer to him as "Shorty." You could definitely tell that Napoleon was Emperor, though, because he used a guillotine to slice his deli meats just because he could. While in France, I also went ballooning with Madame Bouchard! When we were way up in the air, I realized that I should have worn warmer underpants. Plus, I learned some French while I was there. For instance, "Je m'appelle Napoleon" means I've come to throw apples at Napoleon. (At least I THINK it does...) Au revoir!