A. of U.S.A. left this Message at 11:52 A.M. on 5/16/17
Bon jour! I was just in France in 1815. Oddly enough, people there sure aren't really aware of text messaging. I hung out with Napoleon! It was cool! Although, to be honest, his incessant asking of "Who da man?" got tired real fast. Napoleon wasn't really THAT short — just short for a general — but I still made sure not to refer to him as "Shorty." You could definitely tell that Napoleon was Emperor, though, because he ate all the big snails at dinner just because he could. While in France, I also went ballooning with Madame Bouchard! When we were way up in the air, I realized that I should have gone to the bathroom before we left. Plus, I learned some French while I was there. For instance, "Je m'appelle Napoleon" means I've come to throw apples at Napoleon. (At least I THINK it does...) Au revoir!